also yeah the best feature tumblr has (or lacks, i guess) is the inability to see other people’s follower count. not knowing how many followers anyone has makes this site more fun it’s easier to pretend we’re all just like, hanging out in a cave together.
everybody in this house sleeps allllllll dayyyyyy loonnnnggggg. All. Day. Long. At least at home if I’m bored or alone I can just go ride my bike or reach civilization. These people live in the middle of the woods, miles away from anything, sleeping all day like some kind of mountain people or something
*eats incense like pocky sticks*
my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis
my advice to men: develop a sense of shame
